"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."
"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."
It was possibly for the best this one didn't go where it was supposed to go. Calling your ex was never a good idea.
"Hey, it's me. Just was ... thinking about you, hoping everything is amazing for you right now. You deserve it. I really miss you, you know that? Talk to you soon. Bye."
"Hey, Gert. It's Jessica. This may sound weird, but ever since you mentioned the whole being blonde thing during the parts of the game I still remember clearly last night, I've kind of been thinking about giving that a shot. And since you're my resident expert on hair colors, I was hoping you could help me out. If it goes horribly wrong, I promise that's on me, not you."
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"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."
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"Hey, it's me. Just was ... thinking about you, hoping everything is amazing for you right now. You deserve it. I really miss you, you know that? Talk to you soon. Bye."
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"*howling*"
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We got a kid this year. Making pancakes on 3rd flr if you want to meet him.