Bay didn't entirely agree with Gert, but teenage marriage was way up on her personal list of Incredibly Bad Ideas, so she decided not to argue with the hyperbole.

"I'm not sure," she said, tugging a lock of hair as she thought. "I think Daphne might ask some people from my dad's office or something, since they both intern there."

She scrunched her nose. "... and then I'll be stuck at a teenage Christian bachelorette party with a bunch of political dorks. Whee."