Gert sighed, putting her chin on her hands. "There's a reason, but it's not that compelling," she grumbled. "That guy Captain America, who sent my friends and me into boarding schools and foster care, said we have to all stay put until we graduate from high school, and then we'll be able to book portals again. Because forcibly restricting personal freedoms until we subscribe to his definition of adulthood is definitely hero behavior. And conveniently enough, I can't exactly get in touch with the world's most famous crime-fighter and ask him if a GED counts."
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