arsenicmauls | A Strip Club On The Mainland

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it was probably good, but for any Fandom students looking for a positive strip club experience, it was a little harder to tell.

At the door, there was a bouncer checking IDs (or fake IDs, as the case almost universally was with this crowd), and inside... well, inside was a strip club. There was a stage, there were dancers (of multiple genders, even!), there was a breakfast buffet that looked like it served bacon, and there was a bar. And there was glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The night was young, the bouncer was easily fooled, and The Silver Glitter Club was open. Enjoy, Fandomites. Or at least try not to pick up any diseases.

[[open for business! feel free to have tagged along whether or not you were part of I Never; i'm deliberately not specifying whose idea this was and how people were notified, 'cuz it definitely was not gert's, so handwave away.]]

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"Okay," Bay said, and -- so she wouldn't just stare at Gert until they started giggling -- reached a finger up to tip Gert's face toward hers. This might have been a kiss to make a point, but she was still going to do it right.

Gert shared the sentiment, which was why she was going into this with the intention of having it last a little longer than a simple peck on the lips. It was awkward, sure, but if their goal was to be noticed, then they might as well give people more than a few seconds to notice them, right?

So -- yes. Kissing. And such.

This was seriously nice. Not nice enough to make Bay decide she was bi or whatever, but -- nice. Gert's lips were soft and tasted like whatever kind of lip gloss or chapstick or whatever it was that she used. Bay relaxed into the kiss, parting her lips softly before reluctantly pulling back.

"Did anybody notice?"

"Not sure," Gert mused, glancing around for any people who might have witnessed their little spectacle. And then, as she awkwardly adjusted her glasses, she added, "This is going to sound really weird, and I'm pretty confident that it isn't personal, but that was a lot better than giving mouth-to-mouth to a guy who just almost drowned to death."

Bay burst out laughing. "Seriously, that's your standard of comparison?"

"Well, yeah," Gert said, blushing a little. Hey, who knew Gert could blush? "There's a guy from back home who was in the whole Evil Parents Club. He almost died this one time and I was closest to him, so..."

So, mouth-to-mouth had transpired. And then follow-up kissing. Just to be thorough.

"Was I your first kiss that didn't involve anybody almost dying?" Bay asked hesitantly. Because that was just a little awkward.

Oh. That was awkward.

"...I guess, technically," Gert said. This small bit of awkwardness had not occured to her before. "But it's not gonna be weird or anything. I mean, I'm not, you know, into girls."

That was a weird disclaimer to make.

"Not that it would necessarily be weird if I was," she amended. "But. I'm not. Specifically."

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"No, me either," Bay said quickly. "I mean, you're cute and everything, but I'm really .... guy-oriented. So, uh. This isn't weird."

She glanced quickly toward the bar, looking for a way out of the conversation since there were really no good places it could go from there.

"Want to find out if their drinks are as scary as their food?"

"Yes." Thank you for resurrecting the conversation, Bay. You had Gert's undying gratitude. "Let's do it."

Now all she had to do was hope really hard that she didn't end up texting Chase tonight. But if she turned off her phone now, nothing bad could happen, right?

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