A Strip Club On The Mainland | Wednesday Early Evening

[arsenicmauls]

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it was probably good, but for any Fandom students looking for a positive strip club experience, it was a little harder to tell.

At the door, there was a bouncer checking IDs (or fake IDs, as the case almost universally was with this crowd), and inside... well, inside was a strip club. There was a stage, there were dancers (of multiple genders, even!), there was a breakfast buffet that looked like it served bacon, and there was a bar. And there was glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The night was young, the bouncer was easily fooled, and The Silver Glitter Club was open. Enjoy, Fandomites. Or at least try not to pick up any diseases.

[[open for business! feel free to have tagged along whether or not you were part of I Never; i'm deliberately not specifying whose idea this was and how people were notified, 'cuz it definitely was not gert's, so handwave away.]]

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Arrive

[arsenicmauls]

Hey, look, you get to both show a fake ID and lie to someone for your own gain!

Re: Arrive

[arsenicmauls]

Gert had no idea how she had gotten roped into this, but she was already feeling a little gross about it.

She showed her fake ID, stepped inside, and immediately got showered with glitter. Now she felt even grosser.

Re: Arrive

[mummyspromdate.livejournal.com]

If anyone asked, the fact that her roommate was here was Maddie's entire reason for being here. Because really, she didn't know why she was here.

"I feel like this is going to end in showering," she said.

Re: Arrive

[lil-nikita.livejournal.com]

Alex had lied before, but she'd never had a fake ID. That was one of those normal-ish teenager things she missed out on until now.

Other than that, she didn't really know how she got talked into this.

Re: Arrive

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Cade didn't have to show ID because the bouncer knew him already.

Cade was such a good friend to have!

Re: Arrive

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

Cassidy needed to become better friends with Cade if these were the places she got to see.

Re: Arrive

[justbeingbay]

Bay had agreed to go to a club without being totally clear on the type of club involved. And by the time she figured out it was a strip club, there was nothing to do but flash the fake ID she'd gotten on Constantine's recommendation and head on in.

It would be, like so many things, an experience.

Re: Arrive

[suitably_heroic]

Atton's fake ID was a piece of art - of course he made it through.

And of course he was going to the strip club. Come on. He'd been here before. It was a nice place!

Re: Arrive

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Emily was actually eighteen, and therefore needed no fake ID.

She did slip a generous tip to the bouncer while pointing to the rest of the group though. That should make him extra dumber.

It didn't save her from the glitter though. "God dammit."

Re: Arrive

[notvenom.livejournal.com]

Anya's fake ID was pretty damn good, mind you. She had done the whole thing before, although she hadn't needed the IDs, considering she hadn't been asked for one before.

She couldn't help but wonder what the hell was she doing there, though.

Re: Arrive

[walkswithcoyote]

Mercy had no idea how she'd gotten here, though she was planning to blame Cade for it.

Re: Arrive

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi stopped to chat up the bouncer. Because in case of raid or arrests, it was always good to know who would be escorting you to the door again.

Re: Arrive

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Jessica officially had no idea how she was being talked into anything anymore. The official line was "it sounded like a good idea at the time!" But whatever, she was here and she was going to have fun, dammit.

Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[arsenicmauls]

And enjoy the co-ed dancers. Yay for co-ed dancers!

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[arsenicmauls]

Gert watched the dancing for two seconds and immediately got offended on behalf of women everywhere (in her opinion).

Fortunately, she had expected this, so she had a book with her. So Gert was going to sit here with a plate of French toast sticks and reread The Great Gatsby. Yep.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[justbeingbay]

Bay watched the dancers for long enough to feel sorry for them, then went to claim a banana from the breakfast buffet. The fruit's shape was unfortunate, but she figured there was absolutely no way anybody could mess up a banana inside its peel.

She sat a few tables back from the stage, breaking off chunks of banana to eat and occasionally getting offended on behalf of all womankind. And mankind. And humankind in general.

Really, strip clubs said nothing good about anybody.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[suitably_heroic]

Atton sank into a seat near one of the prettiest-looking strippers (in his estimation, anyway) with a glass of whiskey in one hand.

"Not bad," he decided.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Emily couldn't help but to think about Amanda for a moment...and feel ridiculously grossed out.

"At least they are...enthusiastic," Emily conceded while she tried to decide whether getting drunk out of her mind was a viable way to forget about the glitter or not.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[notvenom.livejournal.com]

Anya was speechless, and slightly terrified.

"Mi papá me va a matar si se entera de esto."

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

See Jess. See Jess try not to focus on the stage. See a waiter pelvic thrust his way over to take a drink order. See Jess blush. Blush, Jess, blush.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mummyspromdate.livejournal.com]

Was it wrong that Maddie was watching the female dancers and stuck wondering why her own boobs didn't look anything close to that? It was probably wrong.

But seriously, it was a good question.

Wander Around the Club

[arsenicmauls]

Talk to dancers, hit up the breakfast buffet, figure out where all this glitter is coming from...

Re: Wander Around the Club

[lil-nikita.livejournal.com]

Alex was feeling slightly uncomfortable, so she decided to have some waffles to distract herself. Though she was really annoyed to find glitter on her plate. What?

Re: Wander Around the Club

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi was talking to one of the male dancers, smiling happily. "So, how much you make a night? And how the hell do you get all the glitter off?"

Kenzi, no. This is not another job to aspire to.

OOC

[arsenicmauls]

Clearly I had no idea what to do with the OCD here.

Here, enjoy Liara T'Soni being cute: