arsenicmauls | A Strip Club On The Mainland

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it was probably good, but for any Fandom students looking for a positive strip club experience, it was a little harder to tell.

At the door, there was a bouncer checking IDs (or fake IDs, as the case almost universally was with this crowd), and inside... well, inside was a strip club. There was a stage, there were dancers (of multiple genders, even!), there was a breakfast buffet that looked like it served bacon, and there was a bar. And there was glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The night was young, the bouncer was easily fooled, and The Silver Glitter Club was open. Enjoy, Fandomites. Or at least try not to pick up any diseases.

[[open for business! feel free to have tagged along whether or not you were part of I Never; i'm deliberately not specifying whose idea this was and how people were notified, 'cuz it definitely was not gert's, so handwave away.]]

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Gert looked pretty confident in her choice of literature, thank you. "I was expecting to be bored and uninterested in this stuff," she said with a half-shrug. "I was right."

"Then why did you come along at all?" Kenzi wasn't judging, although she was mystified. She nodded to one of the guys on-stage, and grinned at him. "And c'mon, none of this is interesting? For human interest and... objectification observation or whatever it was you said?"

"Didn't know it was gonna be this," Gert said. "I thought it would be a bar or something. And... quieter."

Sigh.

"Wait, did you know where we were going?" Had she found the person responsible for organizing this trip at last?

Would Kenzi admit it, if she had? Ummm.

Heh.

"No, I knew it would be a dance club." Although, she may have - MAY - have made a few suggestions to the bus driver that were taken seriously. "But not what kind of one, exactly. I've never been here before." The name was a giveaway though, wasn't it?

"I don't think anyone except Cade has," Gert supplied helpfully. "So congrats on being... not Cade."

"Heh! Thanks. Back at you." Kenzi grinned and slurped her drink. "Maybe it was his choice?

"I doubt it," Gert said dubiously. "Do guys go to strip clubs socially? You'd think having a big group would prevent the kind of back room antics they might be interested in."

"Umm, bachelor parties?" Kenzi wasn't too sure on that herself, but she kind of thought guys did a lot of things in groups. "Other... celebrations? Hey, I wonder where the 'just married' people from the parking lot went." Anyone see a bride in here?... aside from that girl in the white lingerie.

Gert... well, it wasn't that she didn't have the heart to tell Kenzi that she was pretty sure that the Just Married car had been occupied by just one guy, but more that she didn't feel the need to.

"I'm just saying," she said, "if I were a sleazy guy who wanted to watch chicks get mostly naked, I'd probably want some privacy."

Kenzi's drinks ingestion there probably hadn't helped her logic.

"Maaaybe that's why there's a no-tell motel a few blocks down, with free HBO advertised on the sign?" She pointed at Gert. "But privacy for nakedness, nothing wrong with that. People get their freak on in all the ... flavors of the rainbow."

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