arsenicmauls | A Strip Club On The Mainland

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it was probably good, but for any Fandom students looking for a positive strip club experience, it was a little harder to tell.

At the door, there was a bouncer checking IDs (or fake IDs, as the case almost universally was with this crowd), and inside... well, inside was a strip club. There was a stage, there were dancers (of multiple genders, even!), there was a breakfast buffet that looked like it served bacon, and there was a bar. And there was glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The night was young, the bouncer was easily fooled, and The Silver Glitter Club was open. Enjoy, Fandomites. Or at least try not to pick up any diseases.

[[open for business! feel free to have tagged along whether or not you were part of I Never; i'm deliberately not specifying whose idea this was and how people were notified, 'cuz it definitely was not gert's, so handwave away.]]

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"You look like you're thinking about something way more than people usually do in places like this," Jessica mentioned.

"Why don't I have those?" Maddie blurted out. "Like, on my person. Not like..."

Thanks, Maddie, now Jess was going to have to stare at those while she thought up a joke. "You didn't ask Santa for implants?" she tried. Pretty good despite the distraction, she felt.

"He'd probably give me implants and I'd still have to pay to have them put in," said Maddie, whose life worked that way. "But I think those are real."

Stop watching that closely, Maddie, god.

"I'll be honest, I'm not really looking closely enough to tell," Jessica said.

"...I probably shouldn't be either, huh?" Maddie only just now realized.

Not that there was anything wrong with looking, unless of course it gave her issues.

"Hey, as long as you're comfortable with it, look all you want. It's literally why they're up there," Jessica said.

"I mean, I think they're up there for a different reason than why I'm... This is so weird." Yes, Maddie, stick with that last bit, it was the important one.

"It is. But now it's a thing you've done, so there's that," Jessica said. "Whatever that gets you in life."

"...Yay?"

Honestly, no idea if this was a good or a bad thing.

"Is that a question? Because if it is, I don't really have an answer yet," Jessica noted.

"...Yes?" Maddie shrugged. "I don't even know anymore. I think there's glitter in my brain now."

"Don't worry. Eventually you'll sneeze and that'll dislodge it all," Jessica said knowingly.

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