arsenicmauls: (neu: surveying)
arsenicmauls ([personal profile] arsenicmauls) wrote2013-05-29 10:00 am

A Strip Club On The Mainland | Wednesday Early Evening

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it was probably good, but for any Fandom students looking for a positive strip club experience, it was a little harder to tell.

At the door, there was a bouncer checking IDs (or fake IDs, as the case almost universally was with this crowd), and inside... well, inside was a strip club. There was a stage, there were dancers (of multiple genders, even!), there was a breakfast buffet that looked like it served bacon, and there was a bar. And there was glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The night was young, the bouncer was easily fooled, and The Silver Glitter Club was open. Enjoy, Fandomites. Or at least try not to pick up any diseases.

[[open for business! feel free to have tagged along whether or not you were part of I Never; i'm deliberately not specifying whose idea this was and how people were notified, 'cuz it definitely was not gert's, so handwave away.]]

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] reven8e.livejournal.com 2013-05-30 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
The way things are Kenzi could have caused it through sheer wishful thinking. And Irony.

"I don't pay the lions to do the nasty in public."

And after that, Emily laughed.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2013-05-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi choked on her drink, then hiccuped with laughter and held her hand up to Emily. "And way to go on that!"

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] reven8e.livejournal.com 2013-05-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
That only made Emily laugh more. "But it's true! That's a flawed comparison. The female lions are all over each other to keep the males entertained."

Unless there were gay lions, then Emily was wrong.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2013-05-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"And the male lions are strutting for, uh... the cougars?" Heeee. "So you have a point! We're not supposed to be the target demographic!"

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] reven8e.livejournal.com 2013-05-30 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Emily nodded sagely. "We're a bunch of girls in a strip club, and none of us is getting married soon. Totally the wrong demographic here."