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Lookit Me And My Info-Posting
Dec. 28th, 2012 09:49 amYay, it's infopost season again! Meet my new girl, Gertrude Yorkes. She's fifteen years old and a sophomore, she hates long walks on the beach, and… alright, let's start over.
( Gertrude Yorkes: ''I've got the power to make grown men lose control of their bowels.'' )
And now, the non-newbies!
( Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: ''Nothing on the streets about a new vampire in town. ...Which is maybe because he's here and he has me by the throat.'' )
( Topher Brink: ''So do you get me the fridge, or do I talk to someone higher up?'' )
( Alec Lightwood: ''Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.'' )
( April Ludgate: ''I don't want to do things. I want to not do things.'' )
( Max Blum: ''A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.'' )
( Me: ''THAT SQUIRREL HAD MURDER IN ITS EYES.'' )
( Gertrude Yorkes: ''I've got the power to make grown men lose control of their bowels.'' )
And now, the non-newbies!
( Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: ''Nothing on the streets about a new vampire in town. ...Which is maybe because he's here and he has me by the throat.'' )
( Topher Brink: ''So do you get me the fridge, or do I talk to someone higher up?'' )
( Alec Lightwood: ''Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.'' )
( April Ludgate: ''I don't want to do things. I want to not do things.'' )
( Max Blum: ''A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.'' )
( Me: ''THAT SQUIRREL HAD MURDER IN ITS EYES.'' )
